They left off wizards, griffins, minotaurs, centaurs, etc. So many missing creatures that are being underrepresented.
Bumper Sticker
“Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less.” Yes, well that certainly is a short-term solution and very near-sighted opinion from someone whose car gets 12 miles to the gallon. I’m glad you aren’t heading our energy department.
“Don’t Steal, the government hates competition.” Funny, because eminent domain is spiraling out of control.
“Nuttier than a squirrel turd.” Who comes up with these? A squirrel turd, really?!
This could only be extremely funny if it was on the back of either Obama’s or Bush’s car.
Not even Bush’s worst enemies in other countries would go to these lengths to insult him. They would just call him a pig and move on.
The solution is a simple and obvious one: Don’t let fat chicks in your car.
“My search dog can find your honor student in the woods.” and “Life’s tough. It’s tougher when you’re stupid.” Wow, I’ve started to notice that people really hate honor students.
It’s hard to read because it’s so small, but the bumper sticker reads: “My labrador is smarter than your honor student.” Oh, and the guy is having trouble parking. Ironic, is it not?
Which means it’s not a bumper sticker. It’s a windshield sticker. That song that you thought was called “Ridin Dirty?” Well, on the Black Buddafly album it’s called “Ridin Clean” and it features Chamillionaire, who released the single you know as “Ridin Dirty” because of the chorus. Me? I just know the Weird Al parody [...]
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