“Don’t Steal, the government hates competition.” Funny, because eminent domain is spiraling out of control.
Car
“Nuttier than a squirrel turd.” Who comes up with these? A squirrel turd, really?!
This could only be extremely funny if it was on the back of either Obama’s or Bush’s car.
Not even Bush’s worst enemies in other countries would go to these lengths to insult him. They would just call him a pig and move on.
The solution is a simple and obvious one: Don’t let fat chicks in your car.
“My search dog can find your honor student in the woods.” and “Life’s tough. It’s tougher when you’re stupid.” Wow, I’ve started to notice that people really hate honor students.
It’s hard to read because it’s so small, but the bumper sticker reads: “My labrador is smarter than your honor student.” Oh, and the guy is having trouble parking. Ironic, is it not?
Yes, perhaps doing so was not such a good idea in hindsight, but it makes for funny bumper stickers.
Finally, a “your mom” joke shows up on a bumper sticker. This is so simple it’s elegant, bordering on classy.
I wonder what book of the Bible this came out of. It’s just dry enough to be funny.
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