“Don’t Steal, the government hates competition.” Funny, because eminent domain is spiraling out of control.
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“Nuttier than a squirrel turd.” Who comes up with these? A squirrel turd, really?!
This could only be extremely funny if it was on the back of either Obama’s or Bush’s car.
Not even Bush’s worst enemies in other countries would go to these lengths to insult him. They would just call him a pig and move on.
The solution is a simple and obvious one: Don’t let fat chicks in your car.
“My search dog can find your honor student in the woods.” and “Life’s tough. It’s tougher when you’re stupid.” Wow, I’ve started to notice that people really hate honor students.
It’s hard to read because it’s so small, but the bumper sticker reads: “My labrador is smarter than your honor student.” Oh, and the guy is having trouble parking. Ironic, is it not?
Which means it’s not a bumper sticker. It’s a windshield sticker. That song that you thought was called “Ridin Dirty?” Well, on the Black Buddafly album it’s called “Ridin Clean” and it features Chamillionaire, who released the single you know as “Ridin Dirty” because of the chorus. Me? I just know the Weird Al parody [...]
Have you ever wondered how this image came to be associated with the phrase “Don’t Tread on Me?” Me too. So, I googled. Turns out I already knew it. So do you. Just go to the googles or the wikipedias and type in “Gadsden Flag” and BINGO! Smarts.
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